JMW: (At our bathroom door) PEETUW! PEETUW!
Audience: Peter. Who do you know named Peter? (We shrug at each other.)
JMW: (Runs to Laundry Room door, stage left) NAH NAHK NAH NAHK!
Audience: Knock knock. Okay, Peter knocks. Got it.
JMW: (Runs to Bathroom door, stage right) DOOWH!
Audience: Door. Yeah, that's a door, Jack.
JMW: (Runs frantically back to laundry door) PEETUW AT DOOWH! OUTSHIDE! OUTSHIDE! PEETUW OUTSHIDE! (Runs back to bathroom, peering under the door)
Audience: Peter's at the door? Peter's outside? Peter's at the door outside?
JMW: (At laundry again) PEETUW!
Audience: Waitaminute. Oh that Peter! I think he means the Peter. Ah. Didn't they do the story about Rhoda and Peter in Bible class?
JMW: (Runs into other room) EEHYODAH! PEETUW AT DOOWH! OUTSHIDE!Audience: Was that "Rhoda?" I think he just said Rhoda. Wow.
- Majesty points to a pumpkin on this month's mag from a certain lovable and cuddly inside trader, expecting Jack to name the gourd. His response? "MATAH STEWAT."
- After Jack bashes my leg with a pint-sized chair I get all over him, barking, "Oww! Don't do THAT!" He stands, head down, eyes up, and softly says, "SOWWY." I felt about thiiiiiiis big.
- Jack notices that "MOMMY HAHR ESS WET." Feeling his own (dry) hair, says, "DAHK HAHR ESS HOT." Hot. Right.
- When Alabama runs, regardless of ball carrier, we hear: ENDAHM! [Mark Ingram]. When it's a pass play, regardless of receiver, we hear: HOOEEYO! [Julio Jones].