Friday, March 11, 2011

So THAT's What the Kids Call It Nowadays

Quick one this week, sorry.  Busy.  Really busy.

The backstory is that el Capitan is very fond lately of this book that talks about Tanzania, and the Masai, and the animals there, all of that.  Just file that one away for later.

For the uninitiated out there, there comes a time where you can ask direct questions of your sprog and get fairly direct answers.   It's almost like they're human!  What book do you want to read?  What do you want to eat?  What doorstep do you want me to leave you on?  You can ask just about anything you can dream up.

Anyhow, Majesty was running a bath for Jack earlier in the week, and she had the dude pretty much peeled down all the way.  So she asks him, "Do you have anything in your diaper?"  Because, I mean, first of all, that's pretty important pre-bath information.  And as I said, you can usually get a straight answer.  She asks again.  No reply.  She asks a third time, "Jack, what do you have in your diaper?"

"A wildebeest."

Don't we all, brother.  Don't we all.


Anonymous said...

Sweetest words in the world!!!!!

Donna said...

This is hysterical!!! And I love the sweet Daddy song- what a punkin captain Jack is!