Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely

My breakfast conversation with The Dude on Sunday:
Darth Jack:  Daddy.  What does...  What does... What does Stormtroopers mean?
Daddy Skywalker:  Well, they're like army guys, but they work for Darth Vader.
Darth Jack:  What's their names?
Daddy Skywalker:  I don't think they have names; they have numbers.  I think.
Darth Jack:  Stormtroopers are bad.  They work for Darth Vader.
Daddy Skywalker:  Correct.
*long pause*
Darth Jack:  And if I'm Darth Jack... *in a sinister voice* THE STORMTROOPERS WORK FOR MEEEEEE!
Daddy Skywalker:  Oh boy.
That Lord Acton guy really hit the nail on the head.


Jennifer said...

Hahahahahaha! Smart boy! One day, he is going to get himself and Caroline to rise up against the two of you.

El Comodoro said...

"Together, we can rule the galaxy. Starting with this sandbox."